So, on gmail chat today revealed that she wasn't actually 58 years-old. Shocker, I know.
Then during a heated debate about why we're acquaintances in the first place, DBZloveless misspelled "smell" with smeel. And since I couldn't pass up an opportunity of making funage of ppl....

...a whole splurtage of literary rhyming genius came flowing out like a Indian river on a wet monsoon.

Read and weep!:B

BTW, D is for Dragonball Z, dbr's fav steroid-pusher show ever. And P is for plum-pudding model, as created by JJ Thomson purple, purplehammy (dai chem final!).




D: it's called physical attraction, the senses of the touch and the smeel

P: want to eat a meel?

D: sure we should have an eel

P: i think not, try the priest, it's much more of a steal

D: What about the baker? Enough of your spiel

P: i think the construction worker, the texture gives more of a feel

D: why not mario? Him and his banana peel?

P: so tired of that ol' plumber, try his cousin Dill?

D: Do not anger the devil because he has his Prada heel

P: or the tyrant, tho you should first kneel

D: or that man sitting by the pole the color of teal

P: or the polar bear, what with the price of seal

D: want to get their faster? Try using the incan invention...the wheel

P: oh what a pleasant idea, i exclaimed with zeal!

D: Also comes with alcohol. Just be careful not to reel

P: or barf on another's lap or you'll get shot...for real!

D: and be sure to keep your balance on an even keel

P: Margret Thacher will be mad...oh so mad, he'll

D: He'll be so mad that he sends you to he(e)ll

P: hell is a hot place, risqueness can't conceal

D: you can, however, be risque if you are inside the confines of a creel

P: you'll turn into a poulet if you go through that ordeal

D: but most people came to hell through the storming of the bastille

P: the 3rd estate overthrowing those eating veal

D: and the one eating veal is Mihael Kheel

P: but soon he'll be dominated by the one named Mr. Genteel (health teacher)

D: Except he can escape in his super batmobile

P: But that wasn't created in 1789, just a lil' surreal

D: although if that DID exist back then, it would be ideal


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On another note, A Day At The Races(thanks z&manlady) and Queen II are ramaillama-licous. Y'all should get it if you're into rock/prog/mindexploding music!:3

...sold for 14.95 with tax.


Well, I received Queen Live at Wembley Stadium 2 disc set, and I've been watching it all day. no kidding. THIS was why I accomplished nada cept get songs stuck in my head.

Queen was great before, I really like them after listening to their Greatest Hits CD's, but it wasn't a over-the-top obsessive infatuation. But seeing them perform live(sorta) has got me completely fangirl like WHOA. The vocals, guitar solos(holy crap may plays guitar like a god*awe*) and the energy just blew me away... I wish I'd been born 40 years earlier(We've all been there). Hell, I even looked up Queen fanfiction, and if that wasn't bad enough...I think I got a bad case of Frian.o.O
......No comment. :<
real ppl slash? I feel my geek rising over NINETHOUSANNNDDD!!!

Some song choices had me going wtf...Tutti Frutti? What the...?XD the only reason I know that song was b/c I tap danced to that song during a recital. I'm quite sad that they didn't play Liar or March of the Black Queen...or the good old stuff...oh wellz, there's always yootube.>_> And at the end Freddie came out with a crown and the whole shpeal...it was great.<33

I'm going to have fun this week writing the TOTC fanfiction assignment(NOT) and illegally legally downloading Queen songs, thankyouverymuch.

PS: IMMA GONNA VERY MUCH KILL YOU, AIDS.

PPS: btw Nia, if you happen to have a moment of batshit insanity and allow me to borrow that Queen dvd that becca give you... that would be much appreciated, m'kay, thanks.8B

Tagged by

.:REBORN! Desolation Bullet!:.

Rules:

1. Write 5 things that you're emoing about at the moment
2. Write down at least one person's name that would sympathize with you.
3. Write down at least one person's name that will laugh at your face for it.
4. Go tag 0~5 people after you're done.

REBORN!!

1. Sydney Carton from Tales of the Two Cities is emoing me to the EXTREME.;__; ARgh...
2. Just got my report card...my B's are increasing exponentially every quarter. D: bye-bye GPA~
3. That one KHII boss is kicking my ass.
4. All I seem to draw is fanart...I don't think I have originality/creativity at all.T_T (although nonexistent improvements might have contributed too)
5. A collab w/ dbrloveless that has been stretching from last summer till now...and we're still only HALF WAY DONE. Homg.X__x I have to get off my arse and stop procrastinating.

.:Sympathy:.

1. probably everyone who'd read Tales would understand

2. I'd like to think on the collab but that'd be tres naive.8B knowing her, she'd prolly complain about it and proceed to laff in my face. loser.

.:Who would laugh at my face:.

1. dbrloveless for reasons above


I taaaaagggg

1.
2. b/c i know she hates KHR>3
3.
4.happy b-day haha
5.

i swore i would wait until i was bored out of my mind to do these, but here i am, spent on doing the 28pg Europe outline[fnck] for 5 hours. NO! I don't want to know what the bourgeoisies did in Holland!

1st taggery: from trista & co.

1) Full name?
Sheimwa Wekidabu Katana Killface

2) Male/Female?
feMALE

3) Were you named after anyone?
by my grandmere, but not aftr anyboody

4) Does your name mean anything?
a very intricate code that can open locks, one that require codes, to open, which is a lock in the entity of itself, the lock itself, of course.

5) Nickname(s)?
suzie woo, suzanne q-tip(?wtf?), mom, leonidas, voodoo extraordinaire etc...

6) What do you think you look like?
asian with a touch of merman

7) Date of birth?
=May 26=<--remember, write it down, highlight, and bold it on ur calendars, papi!

8) Place of birth and current location?
Jinan, China et dans ma chambre

9) Nationality?
aquaman

10) Astrology sign?
Gemini= a long-lost twin in Australia

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Monkey

12) Religion?
Atheism, we pray every Enday

13) What's your favorite smell?
Anything that reminds me of GOOD TIEMS<3

14) Political Position?
jackass

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water

16) Hair + eye color?
Black & brown

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Uh…my dad? He’s pretty famous in the underground jewish market, dealing golden gelts…

18) What do you look like?
that famous person up der

19) Any unusual talents?
nah

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
right hand, right?

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
Straight

22) What do you do for a living?
mooch

23) What do you do for fun?
getting free stuffz which makes me feel happy & warm inside & do nothing

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
pencils, sakura pens, copics, tablets, photoshop, opencavas, painter(if only I still hav itD: )

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
oil

26) Have you met your grandparents?
oui

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
non

28) Crush?
non

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
that one

30) Current worries?
going blind/deaf

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
JohnSu! he makes my spleen ache

32) Favorite place to be?
ma chambre, under the covers

33) Least favorite place to be?
hotel roomsT__T, esp when they tuck in the sheets on the beds

34) Do you burn or tan?
tans like a cyclone

35) Ever break a bone?
non

36) What is your favorite cereal?
cocca puffs

37) Person you cry with?
self

38) Any sisters?
nope

39) Any brothers?
nope… Patrick doesn’t count

40) Any pets?
Not as of now…I had a hamster, but had to give him away due to stick-up-butt landlady

41) An illness
nope

42) A pager?
Who still uses a PAGER?

43) A personal phone line?
255-5555~savaltores!

44) A cell phone?
yep

45) A visible birthmark?
Back on nape tween of shoulder, in the back? Decipher tiem!~

46) A pool or hot tub?
jacuzzi

47) A car?
a FLYING car, u mean

48) Personality?
Loser procrastinator extraordinaire

49) Driving?
Drove in parking lots…otherwise nope

50) Your clothing style?
Macabre & horror & pony

51) Room?
Blah

52) What’s missing?
a life

53) School?
plows thru

54) Bed?
my hubby

55) Relationship with your parent(s)
rollercoaster-like

56) Do you believe in yourself?
sumtime

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
eh, maybe

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
huh? what’d u say?

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
elevating platform shoes

60) Get along with your parents?
blood muffin…

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
heck yea! and i even keep them in organized folders an’ all!

62) Pray?
c Q12

63) Believe in reincarnation?
I do believe my previous life was a cow

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
ye

65) Like to talk on the phone?
kindage

67) Like to exercise?
no, lest the chubb comes on

68) Like to watch sports?
no

69) Sing in the car?
phantom of the opera always gets me goin’

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
bl rapeage….DENIED!

71) Dream in color?
ye

72) Do you have nightmares?
ye

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
my kung-fu tofu(from dear trista-chan)

74) What's right next to you?
carpet

75) What's on your favorite mug?
no mug, I’m Chinese:>

76) What's on your mouse pad?
haha, my elementary school FRES pic mouse pad

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
bubblegum

78) Your brand of deodorant?
dunno

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
uh…a yaoi house?

81) What's hiding in your closet?
clothes, pillow, patrick, socks…

82) Under your bed?
prob all the things I currently can’t find

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Mr.Sprinkles

84) Your bad time of the day?
around 2-6, when u realize that half the day is gone and u have done shit.

85) Your worst fear(s)
rejection

86) What's the weather like?
not so winterly

87) Your favorite time of year?
summer/winter

88) Your favorite holiday?
Christmas and b-day

89) A material weakness?
money

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
fried octopus on a stick, not so weird in an asian manner persay

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
collab for DN prize winner tronnie w/ manlady that we started last yr around summer…haha…um, sorry?

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
reality

93) A pet peeve?
being ignored

94) Your scariest moment?
being nearly sucked into a water pipe in the ocean when I was 6ish

95) Your attitude about love?
kitten-like

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
doing this tag…..haha! that’s a kneeslapper!*slap*

97) The worst feeling in the world?
being awkward; saying sumthing and then the whole room goes quiet…….cricket

98) The best feeling in the world?
getting stuff…….fine, fine, being lubbed too, I guess…

99) Who sent this to you?
trista & nia

100) 5 people you tag:
HOMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST FINISHED 100 QUESTIONS!!!!

2nd tag from
8 random facts about urself:

1. I'd like to be a man for a day.

2. I hate mary sues with a passion

3. I also love the esp bad mary sues, and just really, really, horrific, gruesomely bad fanfiction in general...namely THAT rugrats fanfic coughcoff

4. Mush actually means a camel's snatch....shudder.

5. I procrastinate a great deal...all the time. in fact, i shouldn't even be online rite nowT_T

6. moist horse?

7. is a materialistic betch

8. can't resist corgi's...those floppy ears